Genre/Rating: crack, implied slash between rats
Notes/Warnings: Did I mention the rats?
Summary: Gunports. Cannonfire. Derring-do. Oh and they're both rats.
The buck's paws settled even deeper into his fur and if a rat could look aggrieved, this one should get a medal for it. 'I want you to know,' Norrington said, 'this is all clearly your fault.'